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Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas to you Goofy. Thanks for another year of destroying you on here. I really do hope you come back bigger and better next year. Looking forward to OWNING you in 2010...!
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donthassellthehoff
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T'was the night before christmas
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T'was the night before christmas thru out the house we were all f*cked even the mouse Dad at the brothel, mum with Uncle frank I'd settled down for a nice slow w*nk Outside the house I heard a right clatter, I let go my c*ck 2 see what was the matter? Out on the lawn I saw a big Di*k i knew right away it was St Ni...
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Jake the Mus
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Best umpire
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Who's everyones favourite umpire? Mine's Trafford Ellis.....never gets it wrong, a great umpire.
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prince mark
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Carlton
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I see that the Carlton succession planning is in full swing.Plenty of players lining up to take over the mantel from Brendon Favola
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Jake the Mus
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Tiger Woods
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There were some funny Texts in the paper last week but we had a chuckle at one of them yesterday while fielding The police asked his wife how many times she hit him with the golf club? She replied I'm not really sure just put me down for a 5.
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Sobers
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Stay tuned
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Now i have curved my ways and my behavior of late...........but i am now saying to all in sundry on here stay tuned to when Mordi visits the airways on casey radion 97.7FM on the 19th of this month. For the whole entirety of this season Mordi has been given no chance of victory on this show and not rated at al...
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Massive weakend
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Let me tell you about my weakend that started on friday nite. i met up with this 34 year old chick who had better tits than me and a reely bald pube area. i gave this chick a hammering four about 8 hours and let her ride my mortialloc member untill she couldnt take any moore. i have no dout she wood have braged a...
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Canteens
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While the Buckley 1sts were scoffing down sandwiches,fruit and scones with cream Park oval had no canteen available and arvo tea was a plate of sangas(between both sides) and a packet of Home brand crackers for the 2nds The local 7 eleven did a roaring trade in Gaterade and Sausage rolls than...
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2nd Test
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On a lighter note A member of the forum is leaving after cricket Sat night to get to Adelaide for the first ball on Sun...
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blood's mid season report card
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zidane
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UK
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Sobers
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Third Test
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How do people rate the contributions of Michael Clarke and Nathan Hauritz, so far?
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stumpy
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Sexploits!!
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I am wanting to come clear about my latest sexploits and how Ive been sliding and grinding my way around Morti. The story begins on Saterday night when I hit the pubs after a big seshion at Morti after we got ourselves into a grate positioning against St. Marias. To cut a short story to the chase these too g...
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Anyone following this game?
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http://www.cricinfo.com/indvsl2009/engine/current/match/430886.html
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Goochy
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AFL draft
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With the draft on tomorrow i noticed some journo did a top 10 rookies of all time, just wondering if anyone agrees or has there own to add in the top 10 or believes a certain someone is lucky to be on the list. 1.Brett Kirk 2.Dean COx 3.Matthew Boyd 4.Darren Jolly 5.Nathan Bock 6.Russel Robertson 7.Tadgh K...
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Mortiallox sports club partay
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Me and the morti boys had a partay a the sports club on saterday nite and man did i look sharp. i wore this cool green shert that looks like what the farmers where. all the cool peeple are whereing them. i had a white tee shert on underneeth and had my big bling neck laces with two crosses hanging of them becau...
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Veteran Domination
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Which prominent T1 bat and forum member smashed a half century in the Veterans game on the weekend? By all reports it was a fine innings but gave a chance. Reportedly a triple bouncer actually hit the stumps but the bails didnt fall. Also a rumour that this player actually played in the old school "...
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Stocky Stumper
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Roadworthy?
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I could have sworn I saw a popular forum member driving down Cranny - Narre Warren Rd with a smashed windscreen, same member that left lineys at Parkfield...serial pest on the roads.
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riff raff
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interesting day yesterday at narre having to put up with the riff raff on the sidelines while fielding. all was sweetened though when a senior club power broker allowed drinks to be put on his account.
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Stolen car
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If anyones seen a statesman with the number plates SIKINK and they please notify me? Thanks.
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DDCA Radio
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My club has been invited to send one person in to me apart of the DDCA sunday morning Panel show on Casey radio 97.7, Rance asked me this week and at this stage i have my name down to attend. Is there anyone else on here who will be on the show, my mail is there will be 1 representative from 5 clubs in total on Sun...
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Dear Santa
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I want to take this chance to wish everyone on the forum a Merry Christmas as I am off on hlidays before I left I shot off a letter to Santa with some idea's for some forum members. Rocky Burdette- a run (don't care where it comes from) Father Time- an increase in bar hours at the Waltzy Goochy- A new drop in wi...
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Sobers
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Thersday nite dessert
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It was mortialloxs pommy import handy sailors berthday yesterday and shambos lovely wive roz went to all the truble of making a big choclate cake for him. arfter we had our diner the cake was brort out and i took to it like a seagul on a hot chip.lol. arfter i had about 8 peaces our prez lance paper told me tw...
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North Dandenong CC $4,000 Draw
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Been told to do something for the club, so here it is... Contact Craig leonard for Numbers. Email : Craig.Leonard@fnis.com or Phone 0402 134 982
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Harry
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Hallo springival cricket from Kazu from japanese Chiba Shark CC
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My name is Kazuhiro, you can call me kazu. I Live in Chiba, chiba is close by tokyo. we have cricket club. I like to say hello greets to all aussu club cricket men. It is very good sport for fit keeping and friendship with other country. My name on the playing joke, is Death Pig. I am learning cricket but gain...
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Kazu
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Best dressed and worst in the ddca
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Ok we have done the best club rooms and best change rooms and worst club room and wrost change rooms but know its time for the best and worst dressed peeple in the leege. i will nomanate my self as the best drssed, if anywon had of seen what i worn to duke flanders 18th party they wood agree. i wore a cracking b...
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Live footage of the Persuader flipping.........
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dncx6O5J4U&feature=related
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Technical advice
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I can't see anyones avatars these days, just a box with a little red cross in the top left corner. Does anyone know how to fix this? Thanks.
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prince mark
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Things you say when a wicket falls
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I was thinking on sat as wickets were falling in our game all the sayings you have each time you get another wicket. It would be good to hear a few funny ones. Im always good for the old "come on 2 gets 3 boys" or plenty of seats left on this bus. Or couple more poles before drinks boys. Im sure ther...
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Tangles
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poor behaviour
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witnessed some poor behaviour yesterday at shepley oval by one of the most recognisable and popular blokes in the ddca. surely the toilet facilities provided are adequate enough to deter anyone from visibly urinating on a wire fence. anyone else see this?
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